Doug Militzer is an Idiot, Part 2
Well, it took less than 8 hours for my blog post to be the lead result when you search for Doug Militzer - that's right, #1. That's impressive even by my high standards. I'm not sure if my last post fully explained his actions - he knows he is in the wrong because he keeps changing the gofundme narrative to make it less Charles Dickens but he just can't escape his egotism and arrogance enough to call me up and talk, or to stop throwing shade (surrogate father). FAFO, right? (I know there's a lot of non-hipsters who read this so that means "fuck around, find out". Remember, you need to be in incognito mode for true results. Even Amy Miller Early Bird Cookery has now invited me to their first page of rankings, which to be honest, is 10x more impressive since she has a lot of internet/google news noise about her and her business.

So far, in his passive aggressive arrogance, he has removed my son's name from the fund, has removed my son's picture from the fund, has definitely rearranged the wording more than once to soften the desperate nature of the situation - but heres the thing, it was all done after all the money was arranged. He's such a hero. I mean, if he wants to put Lisa's business in the news without her permission, go for it. But a childs? A minor? Someone's kid? My guess is he doesn't have kids, so he'll never really get it.
What type of deranged ego-maniac causes drama in a horrific trauma like this? Who goes around talking about other people's kids without permission? Like I don't have enough going on navigating this mess, including my own trauma, to have to deal with someone 'putting my business in the street' (note the fergie/black eyed peas phrase borrow) by inferring to my community that my son has anything to worry about besides dealing with the trauma of the death.
People, man. I deal with a lot of them, and they never cease amazing me. You figure that by putting is out there, the shade is not just at my son - it's at lisa as well, somehow outing her for being unprepared for the situation, and definitely towards John, by implying he had not put anything in place to take care of his family - no savings, no life insurance, no estate. What does he know about anything 24 hours after the fact?
I'm no pro with snapchat, so give me some time to find the best filter for this situation.
